Two weeks after graduating college in 1982, I went to work selling business forms from a one-bedroom apartment in Worcester, Massachusetts. I had a bed, a kitchen table with two chairs, a small TV, and a couch. Without any other space available, my desk sat in the middle of the living room and from there […]

It is remarkable just how many salespeople I know and work with have ADD. Attention Deficit Disorder is typically a diagnosis associated with middle school-aged kids who, like me, were once called dreamers, class-disrupters, and unfocused. Are those with ADD deficient of paying attention? Yes, we are. Is it a disorder? Not in my experience. […]

Ah, summertime. Lemonade in a hammock. That novel you’ve been meaning to read. And, finally, a chance to pull the proverbial train into the station, exhale, and think things through. We spend most of the year with our heads down; too busy selling to wonder if we are heading in the right direction. Finding answers […]

I have AFib, a common heart condition that can cause both arrhythmia and a heart rate that can go from 65 bpm to a sustained rate of 165 in, well, a heartbeat. A few years back, I had an ablation in order to deal with those irritating and dangerous symptoms. For the most part, it […]

Here in the Northeast, liquor stores are called “Package Stores,” or “Packies” for short. During my tenure at the University of Massachusetts/Amherst, I worked at Russell Liquors in the center of town, earning $2.05 an hour, thankyouverymuch. Everybody needs a lousy job like this one in their past. You can’t see it in the moment, […]

Society in general is set up to believe that the end goal of work is retirement. Put in your 30 to 40 years and you, too, can be on a beach somewhere clad in unattractive shorts, a torn T-shirt, and a metal detector. Pre-COVID, we salespeople, too, had a similar track to follow: Build up […]

It was never easy to get an appointment with a decision-maker and any veteran sales rep who says otherwise has blocked out the memories of phones ringing in perpetuity (pre-voice mail, mind you) and no electronic options (email, cell phones, texting). Fresh on everyone’s mind are the sales challenges of 2020. Between the difficulty in […]

At some point this past spring, the game began. The Centers for Disease Control counted to 10 and everyone scattered. Kids came home from school and went to their room. Visitors went back where they belong. City-dwellers became country folk. And customers left their offices. It didn’t matter if you had your eyes closed or […]

On Oct. 20, 2020, at 10:10 p.m. EST, I [turned] 60 years old. The cursor is blinking at me, awaiting my next words, but I am taking in the number “60.” Oddly, it’s one thing to say it and another thing to read it. Moving on … In 10 years of writing columns for Printing Impressions, […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions October 2020 © Bill Farquharson On October 20, 2020 at 10:10 PM Eastern time, I will turn 60 years old. The cursor is blinking at me, awaiting my next words but I am taking in the number “60.” Oddly, it’s one thing to say it and another thing […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions September 2020 © Bill Farquharson Ah, human nature. There are things in life that are just predictable: The odds of a dropped piece of buttered toast landing face down. The chances of the driver you just screamed at for cutting you off being your next appointment. And the […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions August 2020 © Bill Farquharson va-ca-shun (n): To not work. No, really. Submit a column, back away from the computer, and get lost. Go on… It was clear to everyone but him that he needed a vacation. COVID-19 quarantining had made him a little, well, more crazy than […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions July 2020 © Bill Farquharson It’s as if you were in a coma, isn’t it? There you were cruising along and the next thing you know your book of business is a pamphlet. You can rub your eyes and pinch yourself all you want. Nothing is going to […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions June 2020 © Bill Farquharson “The New Sales Challenges: What was once optional is now mandatory” Those were the words written on the whiteboard when the sales reps filed in to the conference room for the monthly meeting. As is company policy, no cell phones were allowed, leaving […]

Ah, human nature. There are things in life that are just predictable: The odds of a dropped piece of buttered toast landing face down. The chances of the driver you just screamed at for cutting you off being your next appointment. And the lack of follow-up by salespeople. It’s as certain as certain can be. […]

Watch a sporting event — such as the Australian Open tennis tournament; a professional golf event; a basketball, baseball, or football game — and you will see two kinds of competitors. The first is the group possessing the kind of extraordinary talent and athletic ability that allows them to rise above the rabble and compete […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions April 2020 © Bill Farquharson Emma Louise, a Cornell University graduate student accompanied her father at a tradeshow. To call this a “print” tradeshow would be both unfair and inaccurate. Sure, print was present but it was displayed in many ways and on various substrates. The entire show […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions March 2020 © Bill Farquharson Watching a sporting event such as the Australian Open tennis tournament or a professional golf event or basketball or baseball or football and you will see two kinds of competitors. The first is the group possessing the kind of extraordinary talent and athletic […]

Have you ever played the parlor game, “Two truths and a lie?” It’s a great icebreaker for groups, and even works if people know each other well. When they’re done, they might wonder if they really ever knew each other at all. Each participant makes three statements about themselves — two of which are completely true […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions December 2019 © Bill Farquharson Over the course of a sales career, you will experience landing the kind of humungous account that will make you feel like you are standing at the top of a mountain, thrusting your arms to the sky and taking a victorious stance while […]

This column first appeared in Printing Impressions November 2019 © Bill Farquharson You sit in a room full of other salespeople. Your competition, no doubt. One by one, a rep is ushered out of the room for their turn to impress. It’s an audition and everyone gets the chance to differentiate. To be special. To […]