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For Sale: Time
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions February 2017 © Bill Farquharson No one answers their phone anymore. And yet, there’s a message in that. Did you get it? Calls are not returned. That, too, should tell you something. Does it? What does it say when the customer doesn’t say anything; when you hear nothing […]
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If a Cat Taught You to Sell
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions December 2016 © Bill Farquharson Working from home, the salesman faithfully (but not always enthusiastically) makes his calls day after day. His selling efforts ebb and flow, as does his motivation, drive, attention span, interest…and success. On the days that he is reaching clients and prospects, life is […]
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Pre-Flight:10 Things to Do Before Going to Graph Expo
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions July 2016 © Bill Farquharson Before leaving for any vacation, most of us make a list of things that need to get done so that we can make the most of our time away: Cancel the paper; Stop the mail; Put the living room lights on a timer […]
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Two Salespeople, One Problem, Two Solutions
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions June 2016 © Bill Farquharson Note from Bill: The idea for this column came after coaching two salespeople in a 24-hour time period. It was amazing and somewhat alarming that the same issues were raised but they were handled completely differently. It reminded me of an old story […]
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The 60 Second Voicemail Sales Call
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions May 2016 © Bill Farquharson Voicemail message: “Can I get 30 minutes of your time? My name is Bill and I sell printing. I’d like to talk to you about my company and the many ways we can save you money. I’ll fill you in on our background, […]
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The Good, Struggling Rep
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions April 2016 © Bill Farquharson Hi, Al. It’s me. How are you? Hey, I’ve got a problem rep and I’m thinking about letting her go. Since you were my sales manager and mentor all those years ago, I thought you might be able to provide some clarity. Do […]
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Sermons and Sales Meetings
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions February 2016 © Bill Farquharson Quick! Name an event that contains time for reflection, consideration, forgiveness, peace, community, renewal, and a powerful message. It is a tradition. It is a regular occurrence. You are always welcome and, in some cases, required to attend. If you do, you will […]
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One Reason Why You Sell on Price
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions January 2016 © Bill Farquharson As a sales rep, you struggle to sell print at YOUR price. Instead, you heavily discount your products and win only when your number is the lowest bid present. When faced with the “Your price is too high” objection, you crumble like a […]
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A Chicken, a Pig, and Success in Print
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions July 2015 © Bill Farquharson As the business fable goes, in a breakfast of ham and eggs, the chicken is involved but the pig is committed. Ask an older couple, such as my parents, the secret to a successful marriage and you are sure to hear the word, […]
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Clean Up on Aisle Five
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions June 2015 © Bill Farquharson “Oh. Well, I guess someone has to do it.” Those were the words uttered to a young print sales rep at a party, early in his career. He recoiled a bit at the biting commentary from a woman who delivered a better-than-you judgment […]
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The Top Gun of Sales
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions June 2015 © Bill Farquharson Welcome to Top Gun. I’m Bill Farquharson. Call-sign, um, “Bill.” People, you are the top 1% of all sales people. The elite. The best of the best. We’ll make you better. Many of you are probably wondering who the best sales rep here […]
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Celebrity Print Reality TV
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions June 2015 © Bill Farquharson In a world of Reality shows and B-List made-for-TV competition, just about every idea worth watching has been pitched. We’ve got sharks and dancing and chefs. There’s The Donald and islands and races around the world. It’s all been done before, or so […]
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Must-See Sales TV
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions March 2015 © Bill Farquharson It’s no wonder more and more people are “cutting the cord” and getting rid of cable. Aside from the expense and a typical customer service experience that makes a trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles feel like a ride at Walt Disney […]
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Trading Places
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions February 2015 © Bill Farquharson As a sales professional, what opinion do you have of yourself? If you’re any good at what you do, the same confidence/cockiness that has made you successful carries with it a dark side, a downside. In other words, you probably think that you […]
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Five Things Sales Managers Really Want (other than results)
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions January 2015 © Bill Farquharson Expectations. What does this guy want from me? Salespeople scratch their collective heads and ask this question as they walk out of off-putting encounters with the boss. Sure, you are well aware of his or her expectations regarding sales volume. That number was […]
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The Ideal Sales Day
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions October 2014 © Bill Farquharson It is 5:30 PM and your sales day is now behind you. But this one was not a typical sales day. It has been the Ideal Sales Day. You look down at a clear desk. You look up at an empty computer screen. […]
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The Crazy/Lazy Sales Rep/Manager
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions August 2014 © Bill Farquharson Oil and vinegar. Red Sox and Yankees. Tastes great and less filling. Some things will just never get along. They will never understand each other. They see the world only through their eyes. You can add salespeople and sales managers to that list. […]
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A Customer/Sales Rep Translation Guide
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions June 2014 © Bill Farquharson As salespeople, we would all like to believe that we mean what we say, that we are impeccable with our word and live by the highest standards of character and integrity. In addition, it is hoped that the meaning of our words are […]
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How to Go on Vacation
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions May 2014 © Bill Farquharson Wait. What? A column about how to go on vacation? Why’s that? Oh, that’s right, because we typically suck at it. Americans are crazy. We work crazy hard and we are crazy devoted to our crazy customers. We have crazy fears that whisper […]
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Do/Don’t Leave a Voicemail
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions January 2014 © Bill Farquharson If you asked a politician or a pathological liar (sorry, that’s redundant) or Two Face, one of Batman’s rivals, whether or not to leave voice mail during a prospecting call, the answer would be either a resounding yes-no or an equally convincing no-yes. […]
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Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda: 2013 Deathbed Regrets
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions November 2013 © Bill Farquharson Good morning, everyone. On behalf of the entire Calendar family, thank you for coming to this remembrance service as we bid 2013 farewell. It was good of you to take the time as we look back on a year that ended much too […]
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Thank You for Hanging up on Me
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions August 2013 © Bill Farquharson Hi! I just called a minute ago and you hung up on me. Just wanted to call back with a quick, “Thanks!” Yes, sir. Thanks. Thank you for hanging up on me. Why thanks? Well, I work very hard for my customers. When […]
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Stamping out Sales Whining in Our Lifetime
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions June 2013 © Bill Farquharson Sales whining is at an all-time high. The CDC in Atlanta has put it on the “Watch” list as complaining by sales people (particularly in the printing industry) nears epidemic proportions. But fear not, PI readers, as this national crisis has caught the […]
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Is It Harder to Sell Now or Way Back When?
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions April 2013 © Bill Farquharson Today’s print sales reps grumble that it’s harder than ever to land new business. Decision-makers hide behind voicemail and caller ID. “No one ever calls me back,” they moan. Prices are all over the map and customer loyalty is a thing of the […]
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Sales Calls Made Wicked Easy
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions February 2013 © Bill Farquharson You are mad at Dunkin’ Donuts (think “wicked light Starbucks”). Standing and waiting for your morning coffee, you notice a point of purchase tent piece proclaiming that you can get a free cup of coffee by signing up for their online loyalty program. […]
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Customer Service: From Good to Great
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions December 2012 © Bill Farquharson When did ordinary customer service become extraordinary? When did getting a client on the phone become akin to winning tickets in a radio station promotion (“Congratulations! You’re the 25th caller!”). Somewhere along the line what was once expected in everyday business disappeared. Perhaps […]
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Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions December 2012 © Bill Farquharson “My business is terrible. The buying environment is worse now than at any time I can ever remember. I leave messages but no one is returning my call. Clients are killing me on price and customer loyalty is a contradiction in terms. If […]
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Compensation Without Representation
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions May 2012 © Bill Farquharson Memo to: Self Re: Your column idea Bill, your “Take no prisoners” column on sales compensation last month brought back a lot of memories and really got me thinking about the subject. As you know, the subject matter is a lightning rod for […]
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Ten Terrific Time Truths
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions October 2012 © Bill Farquharson When did life get so busy? Why must we Google “free time” in order to recall what it means? And why am on my email at 10pm feeling like a son of anarchy when I should be in a chair watching Sons of […]
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The Fat Hypnotist
This column first appeared in Printing Impressions October 2012 © Bill Farquharson Cynthia was trying to lose weight. Not enough time to eat right and too much Chipotle was putting the stress test on her clothing. having tried most of every option, she decided to jump in on a group bond deal that offered two […]
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