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The Essence of Sales

He is not real. His best friend is a tiger only he can see. He lives in an imaginary world but he sees life with clarity. His name is Calvin. His tiger is Hobbes. And in this week's blog, Bill Farquharson shows how he perfectly defined sales in one line.

He is a hand-drawn mischievous little boy, and he nailed sales in one line.

When I had a corkboard in my office and was still getting the daily newspaper in printed format, it was commonplace for me to cut out a comic strip and stick it on the wall. By far, my favorite was Calvin and Hobbes.

One particular entry hit on what I think is the essence of sales:

Calvin is in his front yard manning what appears to be a lemonade stand set up. He is at a table with a sign overhead. Remember how Linus used to be Charlie Brown’s Psychiatrist? Yeah. That.

Anywho…

Calvin sign reads, “A swift kick in the butt: $1.” Hobbes, his real-only-to-Calvin tiger walks over and asks, “How’s business?” to which Calvin replies, “Terrible and I don’t understand it. Everyone needs what I am selling.”

Yup. That’s sales alright.

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If Calvin was real, he’d be a Sales Vault member. Join The Vault at SalesVault.pro or call Calvin’s real-to-everyone friend Bill Farquharson at 781-934-7036

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